Ay Ahay . . .

Bati ko malantaw ka naman kuno sine
Ano to gani ah? Love story starring Erich? Jodie?
Baw kanugon wala na bag-o nga pelikula si Juday
Kay kung may ara---ay ahay . . .

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Aw, malakat ka na?
Gadali ka?
Indi ka naman maka abot sa teleserye mo?
Ay ahay . . . Kag mag hibi hibi ka naman?
Tan-awa bala ho, gina kadlawan ka naman ni Manong!

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Dali lang gid!
Kaon anay bag-o ka maglakat
Ari ho---utan kag isda
Kay daw mapatay ka gid sa dyabetis mo

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Ti, okay ka na?
Malakat ko anay sa miga ko ha?
Huo na ah. Mapuli na ko temprano
Ay ahay . . . Indi na bala magkabalaka

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Ha? malantaw lang kami sine ah
Indi ka man ni manamian kay puro GMA ang artista
Huo, kabalo ko loyalista ka sang ABS
Ay ahay . . . Ah te, sige na---ABS pinakanami! 

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Ayos na?
Lakat na ko, Ma
Enjoy lang da sa TV ah
Ha?
Ay ahay . . . Malimtan ko bala ang tinapay mo halin sa Bob's?
Sige na. Labyu

                                      














Because I miss her, that's why.

created: August 18, 2012

Buti na lang~

Buti na lang pala hindi ako naging maganda. At least isang tingin lang ng tao sa akin, sasabihin nila agad, "Ah, panget." Tapos pababayaan na nila ako. Pero kung maganda ka, syempre sasabihin ng tao, "Woah! Ang ganda oh!" Tititigan ka nang tititigan. Tapos sa sobrang pag scrutinize sa'yo eh, makikita na imperfections mo.

Kasi ganyan talaga ang tao eh. Pag parang me di tama, mahahalata talaga. So actually, ganito ang kalalabasan niyan, "Ang ganda nya. Kaya lang ang pangit ng buhok. Kaya lang ang laki ng tiyan. Kaya lang pandak. Kaya lang pangit ang ngipin." Kaya lang, kaya lang, kaya lang.

Pero kung pangit ka, yun na yun. Wala nang extra topping of criticism. Peaceful. Happy ang life. :)

National Language My Ass

This is an outrage. An abomination in itself. This unbelievable person linked this article to his Facebook status, supporting it with his shitty remark. To put this article's opinion bluntly, forcing to teach Filipino to schools is a vain attempt at nationalism, and it won't help the Filipinos' global competence.

I say that's bullshit. Just because you feel your language is hopeless, you're willing to toss it aside and embrace the tongue of the one who exploited you for more than 300 years? It's like replacing your arm with steel because it's not good enough--for you. Okay, maybe you think that a robot arm is better because your arm is broken and, thus, useless. Now, you can go on living--and even better--because you have a brand new arm. But you can't deny that one important fact, eating the back of your mind, that you lost a part of you. You're not human anymore. You're part robot now.

Well, maybe some people want to be a robot, but I don't. Leche. What kind of mentality is that? Actually, I started this post a few weeks ago but was too busy to finish it. Yes, I would like to learn Spanish if the opportunity arises, but not to the point of embracing it as my own. Learning Spanish is just like learning English or Chinese or Nihongo or Hangul. If I'm going to learn the language, I'm going to do it because of cultural appreciation and the more practical reason of arming yourself from two-timing assholes who try to trick you because they think you can't understand them. Well, fuck them.

Damn, I want to write more curses, but looks like my brain just shut down. Just thinking more of this moronic possibility makes me want to saliva vomit. Lecheng mga tao to. Naturingan pa namang mga Pilipino.